A Protestant minister was baptising people in a river. A drunk staggers upon the scene and enquires, “What are you doing?” “I’m helping people find Jesus,” replied the minister. “I want to find Jesus.” declares the drunk. The minister takes him kindly by the arm and leads him out until he is up to his waist and then dunks him under the water. Lifting him out, the minister enquires, “Have you found Jesus?” “No” says the drunk. The minister dunks him even deeper and holds him under for a few seconds. Lifting him out he again enquires have you found Jesus. “No” splutters the drunk. The minister again dunks him under even deeper and he holds him under for some thirty seconds. He then lifts him out and repeats “Have you found Jesus brother?” The drunk gasping for breath, stutters, “No … are you certain he fell in here?”
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